Whether your visit to IDGAFCO leads you to ask the question “how did they know what I was looking for?” or perhaps another question, our team is here for you. Questions you may find yourself asking about IDGAFCO include but are not limited to:
- Why would somebody do this?!
- What’s wrong with these people?!
- Is this legal?!
- Is it quitting time yet?
- What am I having for lunch today?
- If Johnny is on the westbound train traveling 70 miles an hour and Judy is on the eastbound train traveling at 55 miles an hour, how many apples does Jeff have?
Well, you just leave the worrying to us! We gotcha.
Please take a moment to scroll down and meet our dedicated team of degenerates.
Scipio is one of the more insightful members of the IDGAFCO™ team, tackling the issues of the day whether current events, sports, film, history, or simply an editorial opinion. A master strategist, Scipio will shed light on aspects of the story you might not otherwise consider. If you question his wit, just ask Hannibal about the “coffee through the sinuses” episode at Zama.
Murl is co-founder of country outlaws Hartwood. His views on football, gambling, 2A, substance abuse, LGBTQ, current events, the meth epidemic, domestic terrorism, religion, the NRA, and domestic violence have historically been expressed in song. We here at IDGAFCO™ are thrilled to offer you Murl Hartwood in another format on another platform!
From the meadow trailer park to the urban high rise, Murl will bring the kind of wisdom that can only come from a lifetime of country music.
Cleetus Hartwood is also very excited about the project:
I thought I told you fuckers already! How the hell did you find me?!! I don’t even have a fuckin’ Facebook or Instagram! Who else knows you’re here? There’s a reason I’ve been laying low since the last Hartwood show. A good five years I was working on! I gave at the office. Wasn’t it enough to send my weird neighbor JC your way? Fuck off!
Cleetus Hartwood
JC Mason, a self styled wannabe DJ and musical revisionist history conspiracy theorist hosts our “What-if? ™” segment. Little is known about JC beyond that he is Cleetus’ weird-ass neighbor, we’re not 100% sure what he’s “capable of” and therefore he submits his cast from an undisclosed remote location.
Russ isn’t just IDGAFCO™ CEO. He also contributes. He has put a lot of effort into his lifelong goal of not giving a fuck. He acts primarily as a coordinator, a cheerleader, and curator of content.
More to come as contributors complete their background checks and onboarding process, but check back often to see just who doesn’t give a fuck. And of course as always, all content contained on this site is at some point generated, approved, advanced, or motivated by the IDGAFCO™ Inspiration center (pictured below):
